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March 24, 2019

Someone told me my house was ridiculously clean.  That’s ridiculous.  First of all, how would they know?  Anyone who’s ever looked at Facebook or Instagram knows the image put before the world as everyday-ordinary is more likely than not a big fat fake facade. A first-class deception.  An enormous fabrication.  A colossal sham.    

I know you know what I’m talking about.  C’mon, admit your profile pictures aren’t the real real you.  They’re the best possible front you can present.  If your photo wasn’t taken 5 years ago, or you’re not standing in half-light, at least your hair and/or makeup are done to perfection.  Or maybe you’re hugging a dog.  Look how adorable Pookie-poo is… with any luck you won’t focus on me.  Chances are pretty good you didn’t post your mugshot.  You are ridiculously attractive!

I know people who have ridiculously refined taste.  They arrange a g...

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