Off the Wall

I love Christmas! I love the lights, the cheesy Christmas movies, the music (with the exception of that unruly drummer boy who keeps...

Is there anything more frightening than A) Ebola Virus? B) Radical Islamic Terrorists and their favorite pastime, beheading ...

I always wanted a personalized license plate that said BLONDE and then mount it upside down on my bumper. Not that I really think...

There are cobwebs in the doorway and my kitchen is infested with spiders. Rats run rampant along the baseboards and blood drips from a...

Dee says I’m a back seat driver, but I beg to differ. I sit in front, so he hasn’t a leg to stand on… er, a seat to sit on. He’s so...

What kind of car was that? Um… was it white? ​Sometimes… well, most of the time, I don’t notice details. More accurately, I notice...

My husband spends a lot of time on his computer searching for his family history. “The only good ancestor is a dead ancestor.” I remark....

I throw like a girl. I can scream with the best of them at the sight of a mouse and spiders freak me out. I like shopping, cooking,...

Over the weekend my family attended a Wild West Festival in Leeds, Utah, better known as Podunk or the Middle of Nowhere. The sun was...

Ohhhhh... He's so adorable! Look at those big puppy dog eyes! He's sooo soft and cuddly... "Come here you little snuggle bum!" (I feel...