One LifeMy Granddaughter looked up from her video game. “Dad, how many lives do we get?” she asked innocently. “Just one.” He replied....
Age RelatedI celebrated my birthday last week with a bang! Literally. Black eye, cut nose, bruises, scratches and scrapes. Everywhere I go people...
Steel TrapJust had another one of dem birthdays. Yup, another year older, another year wiser. Here’s my time-honored philosophy: Our bodies mature...
Act your AgeMy 30-year-old daughter bought a package of socks. When she opened them she found that each and every sock was different. Looking on...
Get SeriousI wish to have a short funeral service featuring a very cute picture of me instead of my cold, dead body on display. I don’t want a lot of
Now What Was I Saying?I’ve never had birthday trauma before. Um… I don’t think. If I have, I totally don’t remember. This time, though, is a different...
Rock of AgesI always wanted a personalized license plate that said BLONDE and then mount it upside down on my bumper. Not that I really think...
BroadbandOver the weekend my family attended a Wild West Festival in Leeds, Utah, better known as Podunk or the Middle of Nowhere. The sun was...