Off the Wall

My Granddaughter looked up from her video game. “Dad, how many lives do we get?” she asked innocently. “Just one.” He replied....

I celebrated my birthday last week with a bang! Literally. Black eye, cut nose, bruises, scratches and scrapes. Everywhere I go people...

Just had another one of dem birthdays. Yup, another year older, another year wiser. Here’s my time-honored philosophy: Our bodies mature...

My 30-year-old daughter bought a package of socks. When she opened them she found that each and every sock was different. Looking on...

I wish to have a short funeral service featuring a very cute picture of me instead of my cold, dead body on display.  I don’t want a lot of

I’ve never had birthday trauma before. Um… I don’t think. If I have, I totally don’t remember. This time, though, is a different...

I always wanted a personalized license plate that said BLONDE and then mount it upside down on my bumper. Not that I really think...

Over the weekend my family attended a Wild West Festival in Leeds, Utah, better known as Podunk or the Middle of Nowhere. The sun was...