Off the Wall

Eh? Huh? Say again? Arghhhh! Please take off the damn mask and repeat yourself. Again. I am seriously sick of all the mumbling,...

My friends are at the age where some of their hardware needs updating. I’ve always been ahead of the curve there. After all, I am...

Never underestimate the power of one. Yeah, I’ve read those books. Very inspirational yada yada. Theoretically, one person can change...

I heard on the radio that for only $59.99 you can name a star. Phhfft! I can name any star I want for free. Because in the first place...

My daughter and her friend approached a life-sized witch sitting on a porch. Apprehensively, they examined her from a distance to...

As an artist I am drenched in paint an average of 7 hours a day. I live in and for color—primarily red, yellow and blue. Secondarily I...

I can only imagine how my life would be if I weren’t completely immersed in politics and world events. I’ve tried putting my head in the...

If you look at it from an older person’s perspective, my father died young. When I was a lofty teen I thought 62 was ancient and not...

The month of May boasts two holidays that convey emotions that can range from pride and gratitude to shame and guilt. I’ve never been a...

At the risk of admitting I got the Old Age, I used to love watching the Lone Ranger. “Who is that masked man?” people would ask in wonder...