Sometimes I wish I had a remote that could fast-forward through the times in my life that are equivalent to the commercials and less-vital moments. What I couldn’t do with a remote like that say, in church. Church time, like football time stretches out for loo-oong periods that are disproportionate to the really good parts. Don’t get me wrong… I like church. I’d just like it better if I could fast-forward through the boring stuff. By the same token, if I missed something really important I could just back it up and play it again. Don’t laugh, I might.