I always wanted a personalized license plate that said BLONDE and then mount it upside down on my bumper. Not that I really think blondes are dumb. Usually they're so far ahead of the pack, in fact, that other folks (like brunettes and redheads) don’t even get that they are the ones left behind. Some things are just not worth explaining—hence the bad rap.
Even though I’m a blonde in my inner psyche, my outer psyche is, well, to put it frankly, gray. I colored my hair for a short stint before my rebellious nature took over and I went a’ natural. Although I find a’ natural the most natural thing in the world, some don’t think it's all that orthodox. Take the receptionist in the doctor’s office: