Life would be so much simpler if it were in the form of a TV show or a movie. How would it be to resolve a problem from start to finish in an hour or two! Ahh, the Movie Life!
You need to know that a Movie Life is way different from being on the news. The news is more, you know, real life, and real life pretty much negates the whole idea. I watch the news and feel sick for the actors, who aren’t really actors at all, but real people confronting grave challenges. I’m certain most of them would give anything to quickly resolve the trials they face. Yikes! That’s a scene I’d want to bow out of.
The thing about the news is that there is always a sequel. News sequels are usually reruns of history—shocking and disturbing even if predictable. The lessons of the past seem to be ignored, and then here we are again watching our same mistakes and expecting a different program. So nix on the news.
One of the biggest perks of having a Movie Life is the bac...