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April 14, 2016

I wish to have a short funeral service featuring a very cute picture of me instead of my cold, dead body on display.  I don’t want a lot of preachy sermons, maybe a spiritual 2½ minute talk.  The rest should be all about me—how wonderful, funny, smart and awesome I am.  Er… was. I want to be cremated and my ashes spread in a beautiful spot overlooking the desert hills of Southern Utah.  Save a few sprinkles for a token monument where people can go to mourn my loss, bare their souls and update me on their lives.  However, don’t be surprised if I don’t hear any of it, as I don’t plan on sticking around a cemetery.  I will likely be off exploring the Spirit World, oceans, stars and the like, catching up with family members who arrived before me and playing with all my beloved spirit dogs and cats. Woo-eee! No resting in peace for me!

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