What's the correct way to place the toilet paper roll, forward or backward? Should you floss before brushing or the other way around? How should you put your socks away, roll them like a potato or a piece of sushi? These important decisions really ought to have a set rule. Maybe we should get our legislature to write one up.
Let's take a closer look at some of their 3 R's—rules regulations and restrictions. I get the Click it or Ticket mentality and Don’t Drink and Drive. Duh. And I understand that Speed Limits might not save time but they do save live. But I think there could be some flexibility for consenting adults on lonely stretches of highway in good weather. I’m ready to wager that under those conditions I’m just as safe driving 90 mph as I am going 75 or 80. If I veer off the road I’m peanut butter and ketchup on toast anyway, so what’s the big deal. Sorry, am I rambling?