Just to clarify, I don’t mean excuse me… please get out of my way. I mean pleeeeese Mr. Obama, pardon my illegal activities when I set up an unsecured illegal server that was 99% likely to have been hacked by 5 hostile countries. And pardon that I destroyed 33,000 emails after being subpoenaed by Congress to turn them over… and then taking a hammer to13 computers and cell phones… and using Bleachbit to wipe everything so that my illegal activities would never be discovered. Sorry for the Pay for Play I engaged in while serving as of Secretary of State, selling access to my office. And please forgive that I blurred the lines of that sacred office and my foundation to get filthy rich! (A pardon would call off the two FBI investigations into my schemes.) I also hope you’ll exonerate me for lying over and over to the American people, not the least of which was the Benghazi fiasco. I'm sure, Mr. President, you wouldn't want all this hanging over my head for the next four years!