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December 16, 2015

Is it just me or does the GOP Presidential Debates remind you of high school? (I’m smarter and better looking than my opponent and if you vote for me I promise to expel all the bullies, be everyone’s friend and put pizza vending machines in the hall.)  I’m weary of the petty accusations and disputes between the candidates and no matter how loud I tell them to GROW UP they persist in attacking their competitors. Come to think of it, back on my high school debate team we would never have stooped so low to personal insult.  I believe it was against the rules, though I can’t tell you for sure because nobody ever behaved that impertinently to their rival.  Fierce and forceful but courteous and congenial argument was the norm.

I’m looking for the perfect person to be the next President of the United States.  In other words, I want to elect a black beady-eyed heavyset billionaire businesswoman of Cuban descent who knows karate or at least makes karate chops with the hands to accentua...

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